Hope he got the telegram....
Happy Birthday Mr. Rowen Rahn Craig. You are 4 months old today. I hope you got the telegram.
"Dear Mr. Rowen Rahn Craig (stop)
Now that you are 4 months old, you no longer need to eat every 3 hours during the night (stop)
Instead you will fill your belly at 6:30 pm and retire to bed at 7 pm (stop)
Where after you will proceed to sleep for a minimum of 5, but preferably 7 hours (stop)
Then you may rise for a quick bite to eat and again retire for another 5 if necessary but 7 is preferable hours (stop).
Signed,
The Management"
posted by Bryan Craig & Myla Goldman @ 7:27 PM
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2 Comments:
Yeah. Good luck with that one, management. :) My mom sent me that same telegram every month til I was about 11 months old... Now that I am a big boy I have seen the wisdom of that schedule. Especially the waking up for a quick bite part. I think I'll keep that up for years to come.... (at least it seems that way to my mom!)
*laugh out loud* GREAT telegram, haha! It needs to be delivered by Jack Bauer, he'll make anything work.
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